a craig production presents
THE BALLAD
OF RYAN
a knutsford tragedy
SUBJECT FILE #001
RYAN
OCCUPATION:
PLUG-PULLER
LOCATION:
KNUTSFORD
CRIMES:
NUMEROUS
COUNT ONE
SAID MY ONION
STORY WAS
SHITE
COUNT TWO
ATE A CURRY
AND SAID
BOSH
COUNT THREE
UNPLUGS ME
FOR A
CONTROLLER
DOCK
THE VERDICT
GUILTY
on all counts
SENTENCED TO
ETERNAL
ROASTING
BY CRAIG
CRAIG PRODUCTIONS
NOW FUCK OFF
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